"Alright, so there are a lot of things I could do. And if I meet a hot girl I'll keep that in mind."

I've lived most of my life without any sort of sense of humor so I can pull off dead serious without even trying. I probably couldn't come across teasing to save my life though, which is why after a moment I give my best attempt at a smile.

"Kidding. Would you like to go for a drink?"