"Oh."

I feel stupid for not recognizing that. I probably come off as some sort of brain dead thug who is two IQ points from being a vegetable. I really need to either keep to myself or find some way to improve my social skills. I'm thinking that shutting myself inside all day is preferable.

Of course, the beautiful woman pressing herself very closely to me is making a very strong argument for going out every now and then.

"The lack of smile threw me off."